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>Taking a Tinkle
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>A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
>masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
>bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
>healthy daughters and a healthy son.
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>All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
>in tears.
>'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this
>bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
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>The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
>ago.
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>About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
>'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'
>Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
>16 years ago.
>A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
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>'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a
>tinkle and a bullet came out.'
>'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'